Les Claypool - Calling Kyle
His momma used to dance at the Broadway
shows
Broadway, where the young men go to drop
the coins in one two three
He remembered walking in
Not knowing applesauce from sin
And uncles trotted one two three
Calling Kyle
His pop was met at the Ballpark Franks
He used to root the radio for Yanks
They said they's aerate the greens
On Coleman he would spot the sheep
On Christmas he'd kept the keep
Turkey Day saw no greens
Calling Kyle