Les:
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Stan and Kyle together:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptations
Les:
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Cartman:
Ample parking day or night
People shouting "howdy, neighbor!"
Les:
Headin' on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
Kenny (mumbles):
I like girls with big, fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas
Les:
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine